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    Who’s rollin into the weekend w/ us? Got room for at least 1 more!

    Who’s rollin into the weekend w/ us? Got room for at least 1 more!

    4 1 2 minutes ago
    We’re just so glad he ACTUALLY gets it now, ya know?
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^ link in bio for helpful tips before your Labor Day BBQ with pops!!! ☝️☝️

    We’re just so glad he ACTUALLY gets it now, ya know?
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    ^ link in bio for helpful tips before your Labor Day BBQ with pops!!! ☝️☝️

    3 1 9 minutes ago
    What you expect when you write “cougars only” on your tinder feed vs what you actually get. I don’t mind the biting and scratching, but that cat breath is unbearable during a make out session. I hope I never smell Friskies again.

    What you expect when you write “cougars only” on your tinder feed vs what you actually get. I don’t mind the biting and scratching, but that cat breath is unbearable during a make out session. I hope I never smell Friskies again.

    14 8 11 minutes ago
    I love my coffee a latte ☕️

    I love my coffee a latte ☕️

    29 1 17 minutes ago
    *she smokes weed to even out her eyes so the mascara doesn't mismatch 😂😂

    *she smokes weed to even out her eyes so the mascara doesn't mismatch 😂😂

    0 1 24 minutes ago
    For the best deals on Tool Shed brews, you’ve always got our taproom in the North, but you don’t have to stray too far from the South either — because our booth is open at the Calgary Farmers’ Market from Thursday to Sunday! 
Swing by tomorrow with the weekend crowd to say hi. Sample a beer or two. Maybe buy some kale from our neighbours if you’re into that sort of thing. Even if you aren’t feeling all that social, you can always say that you “picked up some People Skills over the weekend.” #dadjokes 
#peopleskills #yyc #buylocal #localbusiness #localcraftbeer #calgaryfarmersmarket

    For the best deals on Tool Shed brews, you’ve always got our taproom in the North, but you don’t have to stray too far from the South either — because our booth is open at the Calgary Farmers’ Market from Thursday to Sunday!
    Swing by tomorrow with the weekend crowd to say hi. Sample a beer or two. Maybe buy some kale from our neighbours if you’re into that sort of thing. Even if you aren’t feeling all that social, you can always say that you “picked up some People Skills over the weekend.” #dadjokes
    #peopleskills #yyc #buylocal #localbusiness #localcraftbeer #calgaryfarmersmarket

    28 0 36 minutes ago
    I am not asking for likes btw 🤫🤡
- Tag 2 friends for a shoutout ! 🔥

    I am not asking for likes btw 🤫🤡
    - Tag 2 friends for a shoutout ! 🔥

    120 14 39 minutes ago
    It’s that time of year again...

    It’s that time of year again...

    422 11 54 minutes ago
    🥚🍳🍖(where’s the English muffin emoji?) Joke 34/?
#dadjokeboard

    🥚🍳🍖(where’s the English muffin emoji?) Joke 34/?
    #dadjokeboard

    3 1 1 hour ago
    Q. Dad, can you put my shoes on?
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A. I don’t think they’ll fit me.
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Father’s day is next Sunday and we your gift needs sorted.

    Q. Dad, can you put my shoes on?
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    Father’s day is next Sunday and we your gift needs sorted.

    7 0 1 hour ago
    👋🏾 On 8/10/19 at 4:00pm, we welcomed Rayan Patel Mittapalli to our world. A little late in posting but we've been busy 😉.
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Mum pushed for an amazing 5 hours to deliver an all natural birth to this curious little guy. In the last picture, my son (whoa) is wearing a gold pendant my grandfather placed on me when I was born. I now get to place it on him. ❤️
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It's unreal to be a father, even more to be called "Nana". There's so much to learn, and my wife and I are loving every minute of it. We love you, Rayan*! .
*Rayan (rye-YUN = Rye bread + UN from "fun") is Sanskrit for "forceful". He will be a force to reckon with 🙂
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#meetRayan #mittababy #mittaparty #dadintraining #dadjokes #happypapa

    👋🏾 On 8/10/19 at 4:00pm, we welcomed Rayan Patel Mittapalli to our world. A little late in posting but we've been busy 😉.
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    Mum pushed for an amazing 5 hours to deliver an all natural birth to this curious little guy. In the last picture, my son (whoa) is wearing a gold pendant my grandfather placed on me when I was born. I now get to place it on him. ❤️
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    It's unreal to be a father, even more to be called "Nana". There's so much to learn, and my wife and I are loving every minute of it. We love you, Rayan*! .
    *Rayan (rye-YUN = Rye bread + UN from "fun") is Sanskrit for "forceful". He will be a force to reckon with 🙂
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    #meetRayan #mittababy #mittaparty #dadintraining #dadjokes #happypapa

    120 39 1 hour ago
    How do you get to Carnegie Hall? #dadjokes

    How do you get to Carnegie Hall? #dadjokes

    0 0 1 hour ago

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