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    I made this meme 6 hours ago but couldn’t post it because I was at the most boring family function known to man. For 6 hours straight I sat on the couch doing nothing. Someone PLEASE start some shit in the comments so I can feel alive again PLEASE

    I made this meme 6 hours ago but couldn’t post it because I was at the most boring family function known to man. For 6 hours straight I sat on the couch doing nothing. Someone PLEASE start some shit in the comments so I can feel alive again PLEASE

    1,838 101 9 hours ago
    Me trying to figure out what we did differently between the 70th and 80th minute...🤔🤔

    Me trying to figure out what we did differently between the 70th and 80th minute...🤔🤔

    32 10 10 hours ago

    70 3 10 hours ago
    Drop some 🔥 to listen to🔥😤

    Drop some 🔥 to listen to🔥😤

    228 16 11 hours ago
    Do I bully FC Cincinnati too much?
Who do y’all want me to make fun of?

    Do I bully FC Cincinnati too much?
    Who do y’all want me to make fun of?

    302 21 12 hours ago
    Sometimes it’s all about the blend. Court came in frustrated with her previous color. She asked for more of a subtle and very much blended balayage. Her result had her feeling to brassy with no blend at all. With such a harsh line I had to do what felt like a billion teesy-lights to blend it all out. I used what I call my ‘home-base’ sectioning that I normally use during any color correction to give me maximum control with my placement. I know I’m obsessed with the results as much as she is. I think her smile says it all! Check out the before by swiping 👉🏻⠀
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#caitlinatannastasia⠀
#annastasiasalonportland

    Sometimes it’s all about the blend. Court came in frustrated with her previous color. She asked for more of a subtle and very much blended balayage. Her result had her feeling to brassy with no blend at all. With such a harsh line I had to do what felt like a billion teesy-lights to blend it all out. I used what I call my ‘home-base’ sectioning that I normally use during any color correction to give me maximum control with my placement. I know I’m obsessed with the results as much as she is. I think her smile says it all! Check out the before by swiping 👉🏻⠀

    #caitlinatannastasia
    #annastasiasalonportland

    16 2 14 hours ago
    Gazzeta Dello Sport have reported that David Beckham’s MLS Expansion side Inter Miami have sealed the deal for Uruguayan star forward Edinson Cavani. The 32-year-old will join the MLS side on a 3-year deal as a DP, following the conclusion of his season as he’s currently under contract with PSG until 6/30/2020. Miami will begin play in 2020 which will make Cavani a mid-season signing. Cavani has scored over 137 goals for PSG in 187 appearances and has also played with the likes of Danubio, Palermo, and Napoli.

    Gazzeta Dello Sport have reported that David Beckham’s MLS Expansion side Inter Miami have sealed the deal for Uruguayan star forward Edinson Cavani. The 32-year-old will join the MLS side on a 3-year deal as a DP, following the conclusion of his season as he’s currently under contract with PSG until 6/30/2020. Miami will begin play in 2020 which will make Cavani a mid-season signing. Cavani has scored over 137 goals for PSG in 187 appearances and has also played with the likes of Danubio, Palermo, and Napoli.

    299 7 15 hours ago
    Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle 😍

    Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle 😍

    2,630 61 17 hours ago
    yiğit yaralı olur
yine dağ gibi durur

    yiğit yaralı olur
    yine dağ gibi durur

    1 1 17 hours ago
    I saw someone wearing an Inter Miami shirt yesterday. Pretty cool to see 👍
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credit: @schroebarpark

    I saw someone wearing an Inter Miami shirt yesterday. Pretty cool to see 👍
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    credit: @schroebarpark

    468 8 17 hours ago
    What’s your opinion on this signing? He’s still a top player and one of the most proven goal scorers in Europe, but how will the MLS effect him?

    What’s your opinion on this signing? He’s still a top player and one of the most proven goal scorers in Europe, but how will the MLS effect him?

    64 4 18 hours ago
    ‪Meet Willie! He has worked in guest services for our club for 15 years, and just loves being with people. Swipe for his story, and say hi next time you see him!‬
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#RCTID #PTFC #MLS #PortlandTimbers

    ‪Meet Willie! He has worked in guest services for our club for 15 years, and just loves being with people. Swipe for his story, and say hi next time you see him!‬
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    #RCTID #PTFC #MLS #PortlandTimbers

    2,014 14 19 hours ago
    It’s Game day😤

    It’s Game day😤

    31 6 20 hours ago

    19 1 23 hours ago
    We're Doubling Down on fun, friendship, and funk!
Come for the timeless sound of R&B, funk and soul provided by @ghtoblst 
We're partnering with the super fun, music loving, Portland based bag maker @findergoods who will be handing out some pretty cool swag!
Sublime visuals will be provided by @dyskphotgraphy_music
We can’t wait! #lulubarpdx

    We're Doubling Down on fun, friendship, and funk!
    Come for the timeless sound of R&B, funk and soul provided by @ghtoblst
    We're partnering with the super fun, music loving, Portland based bag maker @findergoods who will be handing out some pretty cool swag!
    Sublime visuals will be provided by @dyskphotgraphy_music
    We can’t wait! #lulubarpdx

    36 1 17 August, 2019
    I’m sorry for not posting as often, school and practice been tough.😓⚽️

    I’m sorry for not posting as often, school and practice been tough.😓⚽️

    39 3 17 August, 2019
    Bruh I see magenta?

    Bruh I see magenta?

    2,362 57 17 August, 2019

Top #portlandtimbers posts

    Vino con el peso de reivindicarse ante errores pasados y en menos de seis meses deleitó al fútbol chileno con su fútbol, esfuerzo y compromiso. No tardaron en llover grandes ofertas y actualmente se da el lujo de enfrentar -y vencer- a astros de categoría mundial en la MLS. ¿La receta? Nunca rendirse. La historia de Brian Fernández. 🇦🇷 @brianfernandez_38 
#BrianFernandez #UnionLaCalera #LaCalera #Cementeros #PortlandTimbers

    Vino con el peso de reivindicarse ante errores pasados y en menos de seis meses deleitó al fútbol chileno con su fútbol, esfuerzo y compromiso. No tardaron en llover grandes ofertas y actualmente se da el lujo de enfrentar -y vencer- a astros de categoría mundial en la MLS. ¿La receta? Nunca rendirse. La historia de Brian Fernández. 🇦🇷 @brianfernandez_38
    #BrianFernandez #UnionLaCalera #LaCalera #Cementeros #PortlandTimbers

    1,593 14 28 July, 2019
    You CANT make this up 😂

    You CANT make this up 😂

    2,623 37 16 August, 2019
    A multiBILLIONAIRE who was on FEDERAL CHARGES FOR CHILD TRAFFICKING was found with bruises on his neck, placed on suicide watch (a place with extreme supervision to insure NOBODY commits suicide), and he STILL dies by suicide just DAYS AFTER? Now, the media is DONE covering the death of a BILLIONAIRE FOR CHILD TRAFFICKING? AND EVIDENCE WONT BE RELEASED WITH NAMES? Fellas, this is clear as day that someone is behind this but you still call me crazy and a conspiracy theorist ugh y’all need to wake up to this corruption in front of you before it’s too late and the damage is done before anyone can fix it and you’re all left wondering “how can we have let this happen?”

    A multiBILLIONAIRE who was on FEDERAL CHARGES FOR CHILD TRAFFICKING was found with bruises on his neck, placed on suicide watch (a place with extreme supervision to insure NOBODY commits suicide), and he STILL dies by suicide just DAYS AFTER? Now, the media is DONE covering the death of a BILLIONAIRE FOR CHILD TRAFFICKING? AND EVIDENCE WONT BE RELEASED WITH NAMES? Fellas, this is clear as day that someone is behind this but you still call me crazy and a conspiracy theorist ugh y’all need to wake up to this corruption in front of you before it’s too late and the damage is done before anyone can fix it and you’re all left wondering “how can we have let this happen?”

    2,271 44 14 August, 2019
    I posted this party I’m hosting on my personal story and I completely forgot all of you guys followed it and you completely messed up my votes cuz now I have to actually CHECK who from my city is gunna go 💀 Y’all think you’re soooo funny

    I posted this party I’m hosting on my personal story and I completely forgot all of you guys followed it and you completely messed up my votes cuz now I have to actually CHECK who from my city is gunna go 💀 Y’all think you’re soooo funny

    2,583 56 12 August, 2019
    Your league could never 😈

    Your league could never 😈

    2,648 89 4 August, 2019
    Tip: If you want lower cable bills, call up the company and be like “Let me speak to your retention officer cuz I’m thinking of shutting down my service”. Believe me, they’ll get on that QUICK. Just ask for the RETENTION OFFICER. They’re entire job to to RETAIN you and keep you as a customer and will do whatever it takes to keep it that way. YOU want a reduction in fees. You’ll quickly find a happy medium. You’re welcome.

    Tip: If you want lower cable bills, call up the company and be like “Let me speak to your retention officer cuz I’m thinking of shutting down my service”. Believe me, they’ll get on that QUICK. Just ask for the RETENTION OFFICER. They’re entire job to to RETAIN you and keep you as a customer and will do whatever it takes to keep it that way. YOU want a reduction in fees. You’ll quickly find a happy medium. You’re welcome.

    2,474 38 15 August, 2019
    These the people I thought would win MLS Cup 😒

    These the people I thought would win MLS Cup 😒

    2,580 81 25 July, 2019
    Seattle Sounders have signed Bheem Goyal from MakeAWish! The youngster who is currently battling Leukaemia has a market value of $30 billion 👀 He is expected to make the Sounders traveling squad when they take on Borussia Dortmund and has been training with the team ever since. Is the MLS Cup secured for Seattle? 👇👇👇

    Seattle Sounders have signed Bheem Goyal from MakeAWish! The youngster who is currently battling Leukaemia has a market value of $30 billion 👀 He is expected to make the Sounders traveling squad when they take on Borussia Dortmund and has been training with the team ever since. Is the MLS Cup secured for Seattle? 👇👇👇

    3,094 129 11 July, 2019