Bettina Anderson ( @bettina_anderson ) Instagram Profile

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Bettina Anderson

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I’m at Sephora and one of the makeup artists just asked a woman if she was allergic to anything and the woman replied “shrimp” 🤦‍♀️

I’m at Sephora and one of the makeup artists just asked a woman if she was allergic to anything and the woman replied “shrimp” 🤦‍♀️

1,458 0 23 July, 2019
I don’t know who needs this but dont ever answer your phone on your way home from work-they want you to stop at the store

I don’t know who needs this but dont ever answer your phone on your way home from work-they want you to stop at the store

530 0 22 July, 2019
When you look up from your phone only to realize the guys you’ve been following around the grocery store are not your brothers...

When you look up from your phone only to realize the guys you’ve been following around the grocery store are not your brothers...

1,190 0 24 June, 2019
Weird that we call it “ghosting” when literally ghosts whole thing is that they won’t leave...

Weird that we call it “ghosting” when literally ghosts whole thing is that they won’t leave...

1,540 0 10 June, 2019
I’m in my 30s but I feel like I’m in my 20s. Until I hang out with people in their 20s and then I’m like “nope. Never mind. Im in my 30s”

I’m in my 30s but I feel like I’m in my 20s. Until I hang out with people in their 20s and then I’m like “nope. Never mind. Im in my 30s”

740 0 7 June, 2019
I've found that 90% of my happiness in any situation depends on whether I have the option to sit down.

I've found that 90% of my happiness in any situation depends on whether I have the option to sit down.

842 0 5 June, 2019
Wait, what? It’s Monday? But where did the weekend go?

Wait, what? It’s Monday? But where did the weekend go?

637 0 3 June, 2019
Whoever said “don’t mix business with pleasure” has obviously never had a gummy vitamin.

Whoever said “don’t mix business with pleasure” has obviously never had a gummy vitamin.

296 0 2 June, 2019
Of all the lies I’ve told in my life, “just kidding” is my favorite.

Of all the lies I’ve told in my life, “just kidding” is my favorite.

1,338 0 31 May, 2019
The irony of finally being old enough to do whatever you want when you're "grown-up" is that you're too tired to want to do any of it. 🤪😴

The irony of finally being old enough to do whatever you want when you're "grown-up" is that you're too tired to want to do any of it. 🤪😴

1,818 0 25 May, 2019
Do you ever just feel like you’re in season 5 of your life and the writers are just doing outrageous things to keep it interesting?

Do you ever just feel like you’re in season 5 of your life and the writers are just doing outrageous things to keep it interesting?

759 0 20 May, 2019
Not to get technical but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution #tgif what’s your drink of choice?🥂@orchardmile

Not to get technical but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution #tgif what’s your drink of choice?🥂@orchardmile

1,109 0 17 May, 2019
Depresso. What I get when the line is too long at starbucks

Depresso. What I get when the line is too long at starbucks

841 0 15 May, 2019
No one is busier than a person who’s not interested in you. “Let me close the fridge, I’ll call you right back” @orchardmile

No one is busier than a person who’s not interested in you. “Let me close the fridge, I’ll call you right back” @orchardmile

768 0 13 May, 2019
Fri-nally 😎

Fri-nally 😎

720 0 3 May, 2019
They say there’s no excuse for laziness, but I’m not going to stop looking for one 😎
@orchardmile

They say there’s no excuse for laziness, but I’m not going to stop looking for one 😎
@orchardmile

853 0 30 April, 2019
Ran my first 10k this morning. Just kidding. I’m on my third pancake

Ran my first 10k this morning. Just kidding. I’m on my third pancake

1,188 0 28 April, 2019
Me: I generally dislike myself as a person but I also assume everyone I know has a crush on me

Interviewer: a job-related weakness... •
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#MyMile #OrchardMile #becausetasteispersonal #bossbabe #springstyle #ss19 #workfashioninspiration #ootdfashion #ootdinspo #resortwear #newyorkcity #style #makeyousmilestyle #powersuit #streetstyle #streetwear #girlonthego #mondaymood #instafashion #shopthemile

Me: I generally dislike myself as a person but I also assume everyone I know has a crush on me

Interviewer: a job-related weakness... •




#MyMile #OrchardMile #becausetasteispersonal #bossbabe #springstyle #ss19 #workfashioninspiration #ootdfashion #ootdinspo #resortwear #newyorkcity #style #makeyousmilestyle #powersuit #streetstyle #streetwear #girlonthego #mondaymood #instafashion #shopthemile

996 0 22 April, 2019